Differences
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer!
*What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?
"Lazy."
What it means to them
Remote control
For women: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
For men: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every two-and-a-half minutes.
Reliability
For women: Being where one says they will be when they say they'll be there.
For men: Whatever.
Vulnerable
For women: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
For men: Playing cricket without a abdomen guard.
He buys two cases of beer!
*What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?
"Lazy."
What it means to them
Remote control
For women: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
For men: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every two-and-a-half minutes.
Reliability
For women: Being where one says they will be when they say they'll be there.
For men: Whatever.
Vulnerable
For women: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
For men: Playing cricket without a abdomen guard.
posted by Known Stranger at 6:31 PM
3 Comments:
ball guard
for God's sake
u dont have balls?
@ jim: that's what's called an abdomen/abdominal guard you dumba$$!!
Technically it should be balls guard unless someone happens to be running around with one nut!
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